Favorite Privileged Quotes
No kissing on campus. That was rule... I'm not sure which rule that was, but it's an important one
Megan
You're not gonna start singing songs from Annie are you? Because I bet my bottom dollar that you could.
Marco
Rose: It's not gonna be a high school party.. older people are coming... actually Will's gonna be there
Megan: excellent... yeah I'll bring enough Bengay for the both of us. That's arthritis medicine
Marco: Go on just pretend like we're not even here
Megan: I'm not talking to myself. I'm just practicing a conversation I'm going to have with a real person a later date. Totally different.
God is not a republican... he's not a democrat... I don't think he's affiliated with any politcal party... is this vodka?
Megan
Megan: Can we go to the spa?
Jacob: Patience grasshopper
Megan: Patience schmacience. i have a knot so deep in my neck it's almost a bone... I named it Sage.
I'm talking about good old fashion self respect... kinda big in the 90s... i hear it's making a big comeback
Megan
Exactly, what else is new? Uh nothing You're still a trampy little tramperstein and I'm still an idiot for being nice to you
Megan
Just cause that ship has sailed... doesn't mean it has to sail every time
Megan
Oh my god, you're on a pay phone. Do you have any Purell on you?
Rose
What's the oracle? Other than a scary lady from the Matrix? Best movie ever am I right?
Megan
[upon meeting her sister]
Rose: Wait this is so cool I want to die...
Megan: Take a number
