Privileged Season 1 Episode 1: "Pilot" Quotes
[upon meeting her sister]
Rose: Wait this is so cool I want to die...
Megan: Take a number
I hate seeing people sleep...it's just one of my things...and wrists.. I hate looking at people's wrists...
Marco
Megan: With great power comes great responability... shout out to uncle ben
[conversation with Sage and Laurel...]
Megan: Uncle Ben is spider-man's uncle, not mine, i just wanted to make that clear
This outfit is a little much... I mean the girls are out to play
Megan
Photographer: we were supposed to get a signature from their mother.
Sage: Grandmother... our mother's dead. Feeling stupid yet?
Oh room, I may love you even more than car
Megan
Yeah my job comes with a hair net, I don't judge
Charlie
I know who you are and p.s. I puke outfits cuter than that one
Sage
Marco: Have a cup of my coffee and you'll be feeling good as new..
Megan: No offense person I don't know, but i just got tazed.
[takes a sip]
Megan: That's not coffee, that's something god made!
Rose and Sage... pretty names...great spices... it's like I have Tourette's.
Megan
Boss [about Megan's hair]: It's just so bright
Megan: Everyone loves Lucille Ball but no one does anything about it.
Boss: This isn't about the hair, though it is really distracting...
Hey lady, i can see your va-jay-jay!
Random kid
