A kiss on the beach doesn't mean they're registered at Tiffany's

Marco

Marco: Go on just pretend like we're not even here
Megan: I'm not talking to myself. I'm just practicing a conversation I'm going to have with a real person a later date. Totally different.

Exactly, what else is new? Uh nothing You're still a trampy little tramperstein and I'm still an idiot for being nice to you

Megan

What's the oracle? Other than a scary lady from the Matrix? Best movie ever am I right?

Megan

You think you can lecture me on being a good sister? I'd jump in front of a bus to save rose from being hurt. You'd throw lily under a bus for fun.

Sage

Sage: I so would have rocked my mug shot...
Marco: I'm sure there will be plenty more opportunities

Megan: Aren't you coming with me?
Marco: Oh yes, I just love unnecessary encounters with law enforcement officers... you're on your own sledge sister..

Laurel: It's nice to see you on top of things...
Megan: I like to be on top.... of things... in work situations

it's like watching Mary Poppins on crystal meth

Sage

Charlie: Everything will be okay..
Rose: how do you know?
Charlie: I don't. Giving high school girls advice is not my forte..I rock at bowling I don't even need the bumper things

Are you deaf AND fat? I just said she was dating someone

Sage

Megan: I can't believe sage would invite [Lily] to this
Charlie: Really? I can and I don't even know that her well

Privileged Season 1 Quotes

Will is basically the hottest guy ever, how haven't you thrown yourself at his feet?

Caryn

Sage: I am so sick of you worshiping at the altar of Megan Smith
Rose: What is that supposed to mean?
Sage: You've been acting all righteous ever since her and her poly cotton ass has walked into this house