Peg H doesn't exist! I am going to kill somebody....

Shawn: I just made a major epiphany. You know my lease is almost up? Right, well, I've been thinking "Shawn, it's time you moved on in your life as a man." It's not just about me anymore.
Juliet: I think that's a very mature thought, Mr. Spencer.
Shawn: So you know what I'm gonna do?...I am gonna move in with my dad....

She's perfect. She's like an Indian princess that bakes pies.

Gus

Don't be the B in Apartment 23! You're better than that! We're all better than that! At least I think we are!

Shawn

Gus: Wow, so this is how you're gonna play my boy. Oh...ok...I see how this is. Girl, that is cold. And if I wasn't on a date right now, we would be having words. Know that.
Shawn: That's my boy right there, son

Rub my back at a medium, gentle pace!

Shawn

Shawn: Friend, that's me, I in friend status..
Juliet: Of course, what else would you be, Shawn?

You know, you're gonna make a really handsome baby daddy...

Please stop making sounds with you mouth...

Shawn

Shawn, how long have you been obsessed with this man.

Henry

Why don't you go home, watch a few episodes of Sex and the City and shake this whole thing off?

Lassiter [to Juliet]

I like how we fit. And I'm not just talking about when we spoon it up half-moon style, although that's tight.

Shawn

Psych Season 7 Episode 2 Quotes

I like how we fit. And I'm not just talking about when we spoon it up half-moon style, although that's tight.

Shawn

Holy crap! Who is that?!

Shawn