I’m having nightmares, I can’t sleep. It’s really, really bad.

Gus

You caught me listening to my own music. How utterly Rob Thomas of me.

Curt Smith

Need you? Need you? What makes you think I need you, Shawn?!

Gus

True love knows no bounds.

Gus

We are men Gus. The world is our toilet.

Shawn

I know what it means. I was expressing indignation.

Gus

Agree to agree.

Shawn

This is my life partner, Burton Guster Black Spencer.

Shawn

We get caught together, we face death together, it happens every week.

Shawn

I want your Pomona College brain!

Shawn

This is why we should NOT legalize marijuana.

Lassiter

How you like me now, Bernie?! How you like me now?!

Shawn

Psych Quotes

Gus: That's a player's move, Shawn, a player's move.
Shawn: That's not a player's move, Gus, that's an astronomer's move.

Juliet: It's all police work Carlton.
Carlton: Yeah, right, and global warming is real.
Juliet: Yes, it is, Carlton.
Carlton: Sure it is.