(about Chuck) I could smell trouble on her like she stepped in it and it stuck to her heel.

Olive

You framed someone for murder, you ass!

Ned

You're like Winnie the Pooh. Gimme your paws, Pooh.

Chuck

Chuck: We're going to heaven.
Louis: I got in?
Chuck: Yeah, and heaven is closing in five minutes.

Chuck: I was having conversations with myself.
Ned: What did you guys talk about?

Emerson: Lawrence Schatz wasn't murdered. He was accidentally, involuntarily manslaughtered.
Ned: I appreciate that.

Chuck: The pirate metaphor, it's weak.
Emerson: It's apt.

It's nice to get things back.

Chuck

Salesman: It's homeopathic.
Olive: Meaning it only relates to gay people?

Future Me is saying 'I told you so' all upside your head... but Now Me is standing here quietly.

Emerson

Emerson: That was the truth bus.
Olive: That wasn't the truth buss. That was the bitchy, cross town express.

Chuck: Which birthday should I celebrate? I have two now...
Ned: Whichever is easier to explain.

Pushing Daisies Season 1 Quotes

Chuck: Do you believe in reincarnation?
Emerson: Hell no. The planet's falling apart. Right now, it's the children's problem. We reincarnate, it's our problem

Vivian: Charlotte was a nice girl.
Lily: With the exception of puberty.
Vivian: Which was when Lily was going through a change of life.
Lily: Impolite to talk about one's menopause in mixed company.