Favorite Ringer Quotes
It just got normal and I kind of want it to stay that way.
Juliet
Charlie: How are you even alive?
Gemma: You've got bad aim.
We addicts, we feed on shame.
Charlie
You're a glorified babysitter who got way too expensive.
Siobhan
I guess you are Siobhan's sister. You've somehow made this all about you.
Gemma
Sorry Siobhan. My good will's all maxed out.
Charlie
Another friend helping out. That's awesome, Siobhan. That's awesome. What is he going to turn out to be? A mob boss, a serial killer, al qaeda?
Henry
Siobhan: She's my friend.
Charlie: Yeah, I hate to see how you treat your enemies.
Dad, she held her hair back while I was puking. We're hardly besties.
Juliette
Malcolm: Anniversary?
Bridget: Six years already. Can you believe it?
Henry: So what's your story, Olivia?
Olivia: What have you heard?
Henry: That you're a bitch.
Besides, I've only got so much room in my basement.
Charlie
