Sometimes it's easier to lie.


When I agreed to be your sponsor I thought it was going to be a whole lot easier than this.


Bridget: Please tell me you didn't bake.
Malcolm: Hey, I'm trying to celebrate, not kill you.

So much for staying out of each other's phone records, huh?


Tessa: I said I need five dollars.
Juliet: There. Now you and your family can eat for a whole month.

You asked for a warrant. Here it is. Spelled your name right and everything.


What would a woman like you never do?


Teacher: It's a better school than it looks.
Juliet: How could it not be.

Andrew: Will you tell her that's not appropriate attire for the first day of school.
Bridget: It's a little fabric challenged.

It's like she's a whole new kind of bitch.


How's Andrew going to feel when he realizes that his real wife is dead and he's been sharing a bed with a drug addict, stripper, whore?


We addicts, we feed on shame.


Ringer Quotes

Siobhan: I was wondering how you'd look after six years.
Bridget: Not nearly as good as you.

Mistakes aren't tragedies.


Ringer Music

  Song Artist
I fall to pieces I Fall To Pieces Patsy Cline iTunes
Secret chambers Secret Chambers Revision iTunes
Purified Purified Tamar Kaprelian iTunes