Sir, I'm requesting desk duty because I would rather mop the floor with my tongue.

Gail

It's like I did something to Wednesday and it's exacting its revenge.

Shaw

Be the cop you are and not the cop you think you're suppose to be.

Sam

You said something bad about another person. We finally have something in common, McNally. Oh no. We'll always have Nick.

Gail

McNally you can be late or you can be mouthy. You can choose one.

Shaw

Chris: It's not like I'm some junkie criminal.
Dov: No, you're a cop.

I don't want to end up a sad, sorry woman who threw away the most wonderful woman she's ever met.

Gail

Why can't Chris do it? He's great with kids, especially when they're not really his.

Gail

You, take this as a compliment, are the most anal copper that I've got.

Oliver (to Andy)

Chloe: Wanna get drunk and make out?
Dov: Yes, but not on tequila.

Out of all the squeaky clean guys that we've investigated this guy is the squeakiest.

Chloe

You didn't want to fight this battle but you still need to win it.

Steve