Becky: Alright, so how else did I screw up my life? Bring it.
Darlene: Alright, hold on. There's a lot here to pick from. If I start with you dating your teachers I feel I'm giving short shrift to the tube top years, although I do believe the two are connected.

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Darlene: I just got a text from Becky.
Roseanne: Where is she?
Darlene: She's at work. She told me what happened and according to the text she's wasted as duck.

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I know if you're looking for work don't click on FantasyPositions.com. They're people working, alright, but it ain't a job site.

Dan

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Let's get in there and put the us in uterus.

Jackie

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Becky: Don't you want to pet him?
DJ: I can't, I'm allergic.
Darlene: Oh no. You're not allergic. Mom just said that because she didn't want a dog in the house.
DJ: I could have had a dog?
Darlene: Yeah, you could've had seafood too, it was just expensive.

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