Mark: They put me in for one play and I accidentally scored a goal for the other team.
Jackie: The winning goal!

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• Added: May 22, 2018

Finally a man bringing me something I really want.

Roseanne

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• Added: May 22, 2018

Dan: Did you make the appointment for your knee surgery yet?
Roseanne: You know how doctors are, Dan. They say they can see you in a month and then when you tell them you can't stand the pain any longer they say, "We'll see you in a month."

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• Added: May 22, 2018

Mom's yelling fine in the bathroom and I'm not going in.

Darlene

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• Added: May 22, 2018