Divya: You totally won me over, Dr. Jeremiah Sacani.
Dr. Sacani: Not totally......

Note to self, become a doctor.

Evan

Oh Hank, you can never fix the past.

Emily

I'm not afraid of intimacy - I just don't like it.

Emily

Don't complain about the problem - fix it.

Eddie R

Do you ever use an accent when you're speaking?

Evan

Jill: So how does pizza and a shower sound?
Hank: Like the crust would get soggy.

She's crazier than Glenn Close on Easter.

Evan

New money settles problems with lawyers. Old money settles problems with cocktails.

Paige

Page: Should we buy the country club then?
Evan: I love the fact I can't tell if you're kidding or not.

Long night? Let me guess you were sleeping with the Enemily again.

Evan

You'll end up where you're suppose to be, what matters is that you're taking the leap.

Jill