Divya: You totally won me over, Dr. Jeremiah Sacani.
Dr. Sacani: Not totally......

Note to self, become a doctor.

Evan

I'm not afraid of intimacy - I just don't like it.

Emily

Don't complain about the problem - fix it.

Eddie R

Group hug right now. Golden Girls style.

Evan

Evan: (about Eddie) I should go talk to him.
Divya: Isn't prison punishment enough?
Evan: I'm gonna miss you.

I get it. Sometimes you have to do something crazy in order to do something wonderful.

Hank

Evan: I need an Evan
Hank: So hire an Evan
Evan: I think Paige wants to be my Evan.

You'll end up where you're suppose to be, what matters is that you're taking the leap.

Jill

Oh Hank, you can never fix the past.

Emily

Hank: Science makes predictions - not promises.
Boris: Is that your medical opinion or a personal one.
Hank: Maybe a little bit of both.

I was sent to camp so my parents could argue in private.

Hank