Favorite Royal Pains Quotes
Divya: You totally won me over, Dr. Jeremiah Sacani.
Dr. Sacani: Not totally......
Note to self, become a doctor.Evan
(to Jill) I miss you too.Hank
She's crazier than Glenn Close on Easter.Evan
He is so gonna rip the cape off her batman.Evan [of Hank and Divya]
I guess you find strength and independence in the last place you want to look.Divya
Divya: That is exactly what a teenage girl sounds like. Maybe you should be watching Twilight.
Evan: Seen it. Team Edward.
(to Divya) Think about Raj, what would Raj say if he lost you? Or does he have other wives?Evan
I'm not afraid of intimacy - I just don't like it.Emily
Do you ever use an accent when you're speaking?Evan
She wont be working with me - she'll be working under me.Hank
New money settles problems with lawyers. Old money settles problems with cocktails.Paige