Favorite Royal Pains Quotes
Divya: You totally won me over, Dr. Jeremiah Sacani.
Dr. Sacani: Not totally......
Note to self, become a doctor.
Evan
I'm not afraid of intimacy - I just don't like it.
Emily
Either I make you nervous or you have a neurological disorder.
Hank
I get it. Sometimes you have to do something crazy in order to do something wonderful.
Hank
Hank: Science makes predictions - not promises.
Boris: Is that your medical opinion or a personal one.
Hank: Maybe a little bit of both.
(alighting a golf cart) Note to self -- get a car, preferably one with doors.
Evan
Divya: Here's an idea -- let's have dinner, but absolutely no conversation.
Evan: Yeah, like we're married.
No smoking, no drinking, alone in bed...I'm a disgrace to France.
Antwon
Jill: So how does pizza and a shower sound?
Hank: Like the crust would get soggy.
She's crazier than Glenn Close on Easter.
Evan
Oh Hank, you can never fix the past.
Emily
