Popular Royal Pains Quotes
Yeah, dude. Don't punk the crackberry. She'll light your ass up like a Christmas tree.
Tucker
April: For the first time in my life, I may actually be in love with a guy and you want me to just relay that info to him through his half-nude, number-crunching, little brother? It's just a bit awkward, don't you think?
Evan: I think... Yeah, that would be a hundred percent socially unacceptable.
Hank: I need a bottle of vodka, a very sharp, pointed knife, uh, a Bic pen, a sandwich baggie and some duct tape.
Libby: Sandwich baggie, duct tape. Who are you? MacGyver?
Boris: Life isn't always simple.
Hank: But death is.
Evan: I love ya.
Hank: Like you.
You're seduced by anyone with an entourage.
Hank
Divya: Tell her it won't take long.
Evan: (in very bad Italian) The clock, it will not last long.
(about Evan) There's no stopping him when he's like this. The bylaws for our treehouse were 8 pages long...and it was an imaginary treehouse.
Hank
Anyone else dropping by? Some huddled masses? Fagin's band of street urchins?
Evan
Should I grab a copy of US Weekly and have a seat in the waiting room?
Boris
I'm not going home, he's coming back guaranteed.
Evan
Note to self, become a doctor.
Evan
