You’re not the fun brother, I’m the fun brother.

Hank

Jeremiah: This wouldn’t have happened if Hank were still medical director.
Evan: What happened is just business. This is my territory.

It hurts. I hurt.

Hank

We’re her older brothers, Hank!

Evan

Once again I have dragged you back into the grey area where you don't belong.

Boris

Are we homeless or just hopeless?

Evan

I am aware of the reference to the young adult dystopian trilogy.----I’m just not sure why.

Jeremiah

We have a sister.

Hank

Hank: What just happened here?
Evan: I lost my center.

What if our dad fornicated across the county and we have 18 siblings we know nothing about!

Evan

I am having trouble remembering all the reasons I forgave him.

Hank

You’re like a headband savant….

Evan

Royal Pains Quotes

It's Divya!

Divya

Tucker: (to Hank) Your date seems to be having a good time.
Hank: Oh, no...
Jill: Oh, this...
Hank: This is not a date.
Jill: It's not a date.
Tucker: Awww. (chuckles)
Libby: What do you kids call it these days?