Sometime I am amazed at how complicated I make things for myself.

Eddie R

Is this an answer or an autobiography?

Ted

Divya: What are you doing?! Who Does that?!
Jill: I gave you first dibs.

You're gonna miss getting to know your grandsons, which sucks, because we're pretty amazing.

Evan

I'm going to propose to Paige

Evan

Since he got out of prison he's been all about bible study.

Eddie R.

Hank left you in charge because he trusts you. Now trust yourself.

Jill

Evan: You're talking to Evan R. Lawson right now. Discretion is my middle name.
Hank: So that's what the R. stands for.

You're the only one not secure in this relationship and you're not even in the relationship

Evan [angrily]

You don't need 20 year old glucose clogging up your system.

Hank[to Evan]

Jill: Divya knows
Hank: Evan Knows.
Paige: Everyone knows.

Divya: When we've been friends as long as they have, do you suppose we'll be like that?
Hank: I certainly hope so.

Royal Pains Season 3 Quotes

Hank: It looks like Summer has arrived.
Evan: Her name is Divya.

Newburgh: Your father called form prison.
Evan: Well, that's a fun segue.