Samantha Who? Season 1 Episode 1: "Pilot [Samantha Who?]" Quotes
Samantha: Essay Question: Answer in complete sentences. If you could start over, rewind your life, do it all differently, what would you change, even if that change was hard and scary and might leave you more alone?
Samantha: No. No, come on, you have to go. It's a birthday party. It'll be, you know, fun.
Todd: Even though you regard birthdays as childish ploys for harvesting attention and gifts?
Samantha: Oh, when did I say that?!
Todd: When you forgot mine.
Sam: Okay, I am going to live with you, but in a separate room, or on the couch, and I am not going to have sex with you. So you can just get that out of your mind, mister.
Girl(from other room): Dave, who is that woman?
Dave: No idea.
Todd: Hey, Sam, it's this way.
Sam: Couple of good things about being in a coma: no fattening food, lots of rest, they sponge you down every day. It's like a spa. Bad things: my nose itches, I have something called the "Pina Colada Song" stuck in my head, and, oh yeah, sometimes I can hear what people in my room are saying.
Sam: Good things about amnesia: all new clothes, no re-runs. Bad: every minute is like that dream where you haven't been to class all year, and the test is now.