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Want me to have the chef send you up some fried chicken?
Mellie [to Fitz]
I'm not asking the commander-in-chief. I'm asking the married man who used to sleep with my friend, what exactly he has done with the man she is currently sleeping with.
Abby
I am overstepping the hell out of my world right now, but if you love her at all, do her the courtesy of telling her what is going on. You may have never heard what it sounds like when Olivia wakes up screaming from a nightmare, but I have and it's awful.
Abby
Olivia: I know him. I know about him the way I know about you.
Fitz: No, you don't know him the way you know me.
I can do things that cannot be done Mr. President. I owe it to you. I taught him, I trained him, he strayed, let me discipline my dog.
Rowan
I could sit here and rattle on about being framed and your father being behind the whole thing but really that's just my word and why should you trust my word? I've been lying to you ever since we met, right? My word's not going to change anything, it can't. We both know in the end you're not going to choose me. That's okay, Olivia I want you to know I need you to know, not choosing me is okay.
Jake
I won. I out-Poped Olivia Pope. Eat it sucka!
David
Need I really remind you after all this time soldier, you can't take command. Command takes you.
Rowan
You may be command dad, but I have weapons at my disposable, weapons you can't possibly posses.
Olivia
Fitz: Can we think about finding a way to spend time together now that there's...hope?
Olivia: Well, it depends.
Abby: I cannot cry in the White House.
Olivia: You can cry if you want to.
Abby: Press secretaries can't cry! It's, like, a rule!
When a woman is President, they'll suddenly make First Lady an official paid position. The minute a man has to do it, it'll become a real job! I'm sorry, Elizabeth. I'm just so bored.
Mellie
