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Jake: Where's Peus?
Mystery Woman: Why, did something happen?
Jake: Oh, Samantha. You are a ghost.
Mystery Woman: Threats are so much deeper when they come with a smile.
If I were to trust you for some unfathomable reason, he would follow me all the way to the island, and he would probably just nuke it.
Mystery Woman
Did you need something Cyrus, or did you come here to annoy me?
Abby
Mystery Woman: You better hope that I never get out of here David Rosen.
David: I don't have to hope because you won't. Am I twitching now?
Abby: David... is this, a human head?
David: Yes.
[Abby screams and drops the head]
He gives me a head, I take the head and I go.
David
What the hell just happened?
Olivia walks out of the door.} Quinn
My fiance invited me here in case there was trouble and I was really hoping there would be trouble.
Charlie
Waiter: More coffee?
Rowan: Remove yourself.
Olivia: I'll take some.
If mom was a mistake that makes me a mistake and I know you don't think that.
Olivia
Abby: David, stop hovering and come in.
David: I can't sleep downstairs with that head.
Abby: You could go home.
David: I'm not going to go home and leave you with that head. I'm a nice guy.
Wanna poke our freezer head with chopsticks?
David
