You want to celebrate Susan's poll numbers by having sex with the man she's in love with?

David [to Liz]

Jake: Huck! You're one creepy bastard, you know that?
Huck: Yes.

I need to put in a request to get laid?

Fitz [to Abby]

Mellie: You were a good mistress. Probably a great one.
Olivia: Well, I am an over achiever.

Mellie: You can divorce them but you can't get rid of them.
Cyrus: Fitz? Or Olivia?
Mellie: Both.

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Olivia: This isn't happening again.
Jake: Yes it is.

Mellie: Is that some sort of reverse psychology crap you learned from your therapist?
Olivia: I don't have a therapist.
Mellie: Well, maybe you should get one.

I was devastated when I found out Fitz was having an affair with you. I fell into a deep depression and the only thing that got me through was thinking that you were just a phase. Fitz and I, we could survive a phase. So I stayed.

Mellie [to Olivia]

Mellie: You really can compartmentalize like nobody's business.
Olivia: You asked for Olivia Pope. You got Olivia Pope.

Quinn: Huck, why are you so mean to him?
Huck: He's normal.
Quinn: So?
Huck: He's a normal person, Quinn. We have to protect him. We can't let him be friends with us.

Red? Re-e-e-e-e-d. I'm not interested anymore. Say less words.

Cyrus

Huck: Where are you going?
Marcus: With her?
Huck: No you're not. You're more of an office guy.
Quinn: Huck's right. This guy could be dangerous.
Marcus: Then I'll hide behind her.
Huck: Fine. Your funeral.

Scandal Quotes

I am not a toy that you can play with when you're bored or lonely or horny. I am not the girl the guy gets at the end of the movie. I am not a fantasy. If you want me, earn me! Until then, we are done.

Olivia

Olivia: I don't want normal, and easy, and simple. I want..
Edison: What? What do you want, Olivia?
Olivia: I want painful, difficult, devastating, life-changing, extraordinary love. Don't you want that, too?
Edison: Love is not supposed to be painful or devastating. Love isn't supposed to hurt, Liv.