What's it going to be? Because I'm about to go on live television and I need to know what to say. How Presidential are my balls now, Cy?Fitz
Quinn, I know I've taught you lots of things but you should try to be less like me. You should be less like me. And more like Liv.Huck
Quinn: I hacked into Liv's email.
Quinn: Because I can.
Cyrus: You're evil.
Mellie: You're welcome.
You need to grow some Presidential-sized balls.Cyrus
Fitz: Somewhere, in another life, another reality, we are married and we have four kids, and we live in Vermont, and I'm the mayor--
Olivia: And I make jam.
Fitz: And you make jam.
Fitz: Something happens and you're the one I want to talk to.
Olivia: You don't want to talk to me.
Fitz: I only want to talk to you.
The upsetting thing about being as educated as I am and as intelligent as I am is that being the First Lady is profoundly boring.Mellie
Look, it's not too late to pull back. Couldn't we just kill another intern? It wouldn't be that hard. A bad one. The worst one.Quinn
Mellie: They want to go public.
Cyrus: Aren't you part of 'they' now? One-third of some secret, unholy political trinity.
Mellie: That is not you cheating on me. That is you...
Fitz: That is me being in love with another woman.
Mellie, I know the situation is difficult, I do. And I'm so, so sorry. But we have a job to do here, and in order for me to do my part effectively, I'm going to need you to refrain from referring to me as a whore. At least in front of my face. Alright?Olivia