Schmigadoon!
Wednesdays on Apple TV+Schmigadoon! Season 2 Quotes
Melissa: What year do you think this would even be?
Josh: I don’t know. It’s very unclear.
Mel, please do not engage with the narrator.
Josh
The world is crawling with the maggots of humanity’s failure. No light can shine through the layers of evil. Weather’s pretty good.
Dooley Blight
Dooley Blight: I’d love some ground beef!
Miss Codwell: Why, then, sir, you’re in luck/Which do you prefer? We’ve got Patty or Chuck!
Bells and whistles are all you need
Bobby Flanagan
Plus a comprehensive knowledge of the law.
Flowers don’t wear pants, so why should we?
Topher
The universe believes in you!
Alex & Marisa
I'm just a woman with needs of me own
Miss Codwell
Who'd like to do some misdeeds of me own.
There’s very little I can’t do, besides bore people or look bad in literally any kind of suit.
Bobby Flanagan
I’m seeing a lot of moles I’m worried about.
Josh
Schmigadee-death!
Narrator
Josh: It’ll be fun, it’s an adventure.
Melissa: Adventure? This is like that season of American Horror Story I gave up on.
