Schmigadoon!
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Happy endings don’t exist
Oscar & Stephen
But here’s a pearl you may have missed
Every day can be a happy beginning.
Ten dollars? Girl, be corrupt but have some pride.
Melissa
Have you heard the parable of the guy who helped the other guy, and it worked out for both of them?
Josh
Topher: Do you think there’s even more for me to learn about lovemaking?
Jenny: Yeah, definitely. It was great. But, you know, even Picasso kept taking lessons.
Oh, no, don’t you dare sing to me, you sicko! I shut down a dream ballet, I will shut down this!
Melissa
The magic wore off. Magic always does.
Narrator
I’m incapable of feeling remorse.
Octavius Kratt
Believe me, there’s no honor in honorable mention, but I’ve made it an art.
Melissa
Marisa: I was trying to hug a butterfly.
Josh: Oh, don’t do that, they don’t like it.
The road you’re on is paved with gold, but who knows where it leads?
Narrator
You’re like a sour macaroon.
Topher
God made them meat. I'm just making them into sausage.
Dooley Blight
