Sex and the City Season 1 Episode 12: "Oh Come All Ye Faithful" Quotes
Samantha: I owe it all to Charlotte.
Charlotte: Me, what did I do?
Samantha: All that bull shit you spout about not sleeping with men right away, actually, paid off. I mean if I'd fucked James already, who knows where we'd be......
Miranda: Wait, you haven't had sex yet?
Samantha: Soon. You know, I think he is someone I can actually marry.
Samantha: I'd totally given up on the idea, that you can actually talk to men.
Carrie: Hey, don't spread that around.
Samantha: Before James, all my conversations consisted of two sentences, give it to me, and go home.
Samantha: Ladies, I have an announcement, but, please, don't laugh.
Miranda: What?
Samantha: I'm in love.
Miranda: What?
Carrie: Samantha, uttering those words to us, was an event as unfathomable as Moses parting the Red Sea.
Miranda: He goes to church with his mother? That can't be good.
Charlotte: Oh don't listen to her. A man who cares about his mother makes a wonderful husband.
Carrie: I think it's sweet.
Miranda: Sure, all religions are sweet, till you get to that shower-after-sex phase.
Charlotte: Oh my God! Is he still doing that?
Miranda: Please, it's amazing he has any skin left.
Carrie: Well, have you tried taking a shower with him?
Miranda: No! I'm afraid he'll pull out a garlic and a cross.
Carrie: So you think the water serves as a retro baptism kind of thing?
Miranda: Beats me! If I'd known he was Catholic I never would've have gone out with him in the first place. They should make him wear a sign.
