Why would I listen to a confused lesbian slut?

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• Added: March 01, 2011

I've been dreaming of this for like years, and now it's over before you ever got to tie me up and put caramel sauce all over me.

Stanley

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• Added: March 01, 2011

Michelle, you're taking your clothes off!

Stanley

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• Added: March 01, 2011

1992. That was the year I stopped pretending to be stupid because I was pretty.

Principal

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• Added: March 01, 2011

Just so you know, you're leaning on eight years of piss stains, might want to move down.

Chris

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• Added: March 01, 2011