It never hurts to change it up. Except the ring. I'm never gonna take that off. It's my sparkly little ball and chain.

Lois

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• Added: February 25, 2011

My head is pounding like a mosh pit, and my mouth tastes like armpit.

Lois

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• Added: February 25, 2011

In that green getup of yours we're gonna stand out like a hooker in a church.

Lois

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• Added: February 25, 2011

The morning after windsweep was a stinger, but the sweet smell of sewage is clearing my head.

Lois

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• Added: February 25, 2011

I should have known all this bridal hoopla was too good to be true; all my prenuptial bliss was one right-click away from bridal apocalypse.

Lois

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• Added: February 25, 2011

Lois: Do you have any idea how much pressure there is being engaged to walking perfection?
Oliver: Do you have any idea how much pressure there is fighting crime next to walking perfection?

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• Added: February 25, 2011

I still have to break it to Oliver, but I won't let a hero give up his world for me.

Chloe

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• Added: February 25, 2011

You know, in every epic tale there's always one person who believes in the hero first, someone who helps inspire them to greatness.

Chloe

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• Added: February 25, 2011

How bout a little privacy there Blair Witch?

Oliver

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• Added: February 25, 2011