Smallville Season 9 Quotes
Amanda: Green Arrow, welcome to Checkmate.
Green Arrow: I think you've got the wrong Green Arrow. I don't remember signing up for any chess club.
Amanda: You are a guest of the U.S. government. And the time has come for you to do your patriotic duty.
Green Arrow: I didn't know Uncle Sam was into drugs and bondage. Kind of gives a whole new meaning to the "I Want You" poster, doesn't it?
Chloe: You know, unlike some people, Oliver actually follows protocol.
Clark: What protocol?
Chloe: Exactly.
Green Arrow: You could use some conflict resolution. Rule number one - you don't shoot your date. Rule number two - think about your wardrobe choices.
Lott: You're one to talk.
Green Arrow: Oh, no, don't get me wrong. I love black on black. It's just really hard to pull off.
Lott: It's easier than you think.
Green Arrow: And rule number three - you got to know when to say goodnight.
Clark: Lois, for our first weekend away, it could have been worse.
Lois: I was possessed by a 300-year-old Scottish banshee, and I almost killed you, Clark.
Clark: But we did get to see the world's largest ball of yarn. That made the whole trip worthwhile.
Chloe: Okay, so not that I haven't seen enough of Clark Kent's private... life tonight...
Clark: I don't like where this is going.
Chloe: You took Lois on a romantic getaway to some sort of a bed-and-breakfast. And while I doubt that the whole breakfast part poses any problem, I seem to recall you having some concern about the beds and non-powered people and what would happen in the beds with the non-powered people...
Clark: Okay, stop.
Chloe: Thank you.
Clark: My training with Jor-El has helped me to manage my powers better. Let's just say that I'm in control. Of everything.
Lois: Just give me ten minutes. Then you'll get a surprise.
Clark: Something tells me you'll never stop surprising me, Lois.
In every relationship, one person stands while the other one kneels.
Tess
Zod: And if you were wrong... your experiment would have killed me.
Tess: Some risks are worth taking.
Oliver: So... you, uh... save any orphans recently, old ladies, maybe, anything like that?
Clark: I did stop a bank robbery.
Oliver: Yeah, that's nice. That's fun stuff.
Clark: Thanks. How about you? Anything new?
Oliver: No. No, no. just, Oh, well, there's a--a new compound bow that I'm trying out. Yeah, seems pretty good. See how that works.
Oh, come on, Ollie. Throw out the white flag. It's Lois. She makes Susan B. Anthony look like a quitter.
Chloe
Clark: Lois, we wouldn't be late if we hadn't driven 40 miles out of our way to see the world's largest ball of yarn.
Lois: You'll thank me later.
Clark: How're you feeling?
Zod: Like a changed man. When your enemy becomes your savior, your paradigm shifts.
