I miss it. Morons most of all.


There's a common saying among LAPD officers. Leave your job in your locker with your badge and your uniform. It's easier said than done.


Crazy doesn't mean dumb.


Good news is you get to ride in a Crown Vic. It's the Super Snake of cop cars.


Broken windows lead to real crime. Assholes think they can get away with anything.


They say that working for the LAPD is a ticket to the greatest show on earth but it isn't always easy to get to the front row.


I'm Officer Wile E. Coyote and we're going to fry your road runner ass.


You can screw my wife. You can have my kid call me crazy names but you're not using my camera, buddy.


Cooper: Now would be a good time to upgrade dispatch.
Hank: We could always use cans and string.

His name is Roadrunner for God's sakes of course he's going to f**king run.


Easy to get the digits when you're wearing a badge.


Look around. You ain't riding with some boot.


Southland Quotes

You're a cop because you don't know how not to be one. If you feel that way, you're a cop. If you don't, you're not. You decide.

John Cooper

It seems like it changes nothing... but every once and awhile, you get to take a bad guy off the streets for good. And that, my friend, is God's work.

John Cooper