I'm at home in my kitchen carving butter into a chicken. OK. Where in our texts does it mention Daylight Savings Time, LAURA? It's a pointless Western construct. OK. Fine. I'll be there.

Witch

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Evie: Touche.
Fleming: It's nice to meet you, Touche.
Evie: No, it's...
Fleming: I know.

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Evie: Hey, have you ever heard of the New Hampshire State Bureau of Paranorman Phenonema?
Stan: The NHSBPP?
Evie: Yeah!
Stan: No, but that's what they'd be called.

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I just want to carve my butter into a chicken like anybody else.

Judy

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Stan: Gosh, I'd love to help you, but today's a very bad day.
Leon: What happened?
Stan: Well, things were going along pretty swimmingly, actually, and there was a knock on the door. And when I opened it, there was a whole pack of jackasses.

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Fleming: Mr. Miller, I'm going to have to ask you to believe me.
Stan: I don't want to believe.

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It worked! It worked, dad! You can make jello out of wine!

Denise

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Nesbitt: Like most government agents, I am also a doctor. This is the head.
Evie: How is it you guys are able to walk into any government building and perform an autopsy?
Fleming: [whispers] The trick is to bring your own rubber gloves.

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Leon: You want pie? I have two.
Stan: No. Boy, I really used to love those things, but one day I bit into one and I found a Band-Aid.
Leon: [throws his pie out the window]
Stan: I was kidding! I'll have that one.

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This place is big, dark and dangerous. Let's split up into small, vulnerable group.

Nesbitt

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Evie: Whatever that thing is, I think it's more powerful than Constable Echolls.
Stan: I know.

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• Added: October 31, 2018