Vendome:Oh god, I'm gonna die!
Mariner: We live on a spaceship. Nobody is dying from a spear wound!

Ah, circled by spears. This is a classic. What am I, Kirk? Is this the 2260s? All right!

Mariner

Tendi: I have to assist with a surgery and I honestly can't remember which deck sick bay is on!
Rutherford: Uh, twenty-six?
Tendi: Do we have that many?

Red alert! Repel all intruders but do NOT use it as an excuse to stop doing what you are doing. I want you to stay on track and on time. It's called multi-tasking, people! They do it on the Enterprise all the time. I don't want to hear any complaining. I only want to hear repelling of intruders and people getting their work done.

Freeman

Ransom: I'm writing a speech that will convince them to let us go.
Mariner: A speech? Seriously? Permission to speak freely?
Ransom: You always speak freely. Nobody can stop you from speaking freely.

Galrakian: Don't move, human. We have you surrounded.
Boimler: Yeah, but I have a phaser.

Mariner: Rank means nothing right now.
Ransom: Rank means everything always!

I do get off on breaking protocol. I'm good at exploring strange, new worlds, solving space mysteries, and kicking asses. Protocol is for people that need to be told what to do. Which I don't!

Mariner

Sometimes you gotta do what's wrong to survive.

Mariner

Vindore: Stop! Stop! I submit!
Ransom: I thought you only said 'Vindore'
Vindore: It's so the other guys think I'm strong and dumb. But I'm not. I love to read!

T'Ana: Want me to clean up those disgusting scars?
Mariner: No way! No, these are my trophies.
T'Ana: Congratulations, you look like a f-ckin' scratching post.

Ransom: You just earned an extra day in the brig!
Mariner: Joke's on you, man! I love the brig! I'm going to my favorite place! Next time, I'm going to let somebody kill you! I wanna dance in your blood!
Ransom: Okay, that was kinda hot.

Star Trek: Lower Decks Season 1 Episode 3 Quotes

Freeman: What the hell are you talking about?
Admiral: I'm sorry, Captain Freeman, but we're moving the peace negotiations to Vulcan. Nobody wants to go to Cardassia Prime. The Cardassians are creeping everyone out.

Klingon Captain: What is the meaning of this intense bass? Are you mocking me?
Freeman: I don't hear it on our side. It must be your equipment.
Klingon Captain: Engineer K'nagh! Today you die!