Star Trek: Strange New Worlds
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Orion captain: I do not like having my time wasted, captain.
Boimler: It’s not his fault. It’s mine.
Mariner: And mine.
La’an: It’s true. It’s their fault.
Captain’s log, supplemental. Our problems seemed to have doubled. We started our day with one time traveler and now we have two. Which is,,, a lot.
Pike
Spock: Do you know where the section is located?
Boimler: I don’t but…
Mariner: … Surprise! I paid attention!
Boimler: Without being asked!
Mariner: This guy was distracted by the grapplers.
Spock: It is surprising because she normally does not pay attention.
Uhura: Okay, next month for movie night, I’m programming an Andorian comedy.
Ortegas: Mm-hm, turns out the secret to getting Uhura to relax is making it feel like work.
Ortegas: Hey, what’s the future like? Do you have jet packs or what?
Chapel: We have jet packs now.
Ortegas: I know, but, like, smaller jet packs.
Una: We sure this is wise?
Pike: No, but I’m going with it.
Mariner: Dude, do you know how worried I was? You disappeared in a vortex while I was in charge. For all I knew, you were dead or stuck in a dystopian San Francisco in the middle of a riot.
Una: Anybody noticed that their references are weirdly specific?
Spock: Indeed.
La’an: One time traveler is a security threat. Two is…
Una: … a disaster.
Mariner: Thought you said they were cool.
Una:Mr. Spock ran an analysis of this delta. It’s not just a badge, it’s also a communicator. You just press right here.
Pike: But flipping it open’s the best part.
Una: I like ours better too.
La’an: Look, I recognize that this future knowledge is so boring the chances of it changing history are low, but let’s review temporal protocols regardless, okay? One, no interfering with past events.
Boimler: Got it.
La’an: Two, no …
Boimler: …sharing knowledge of the future.
La’an: Yes.
Boimler: Definitely won’t happen again. Worf’s honor. Dang it.
La’an: Last, perhaps most important. Don’t make any attachments.
Boimler: Uh, I’m actually not familiar with that one. Is that a recent addition?
La’an: It’s advice from personal experience.
A small change here, we won’t feel anything. Yet, it could destroy your future. Your friends, loved ones.
La’an
You guys look… very realistic.
Boimler
