Wow! Now you don't have to get off your fat ass to boil water.

Camille

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• Added: March 29, 2016

Living on my own is going to be great.

Linus

• Permalink: Living on my own is going to be great.
• Added: March 29, 2016

I'm 24, I can't live at home forever.

Linus

• Permalink: I'm 24, I can't live at home forever.
• Added: March 29, 2016

Cameron: How do I look?
Kirsten: Like a trust fund kid with a death wish.

• Permalink: Like a trust fund kid with a death wish.
• Added: March 29, 2016

Aren't you a little young for a midlife crisis?

Kirsten

• Permalink: Aren't you a little young for a midlife crisis?
• Added: March 29, 2016

Get this back to cat girl. I don't want anything to do with that.

Camille

• Permalink: Get this back to cat girl. I don't want anything to do with that.
• Added: March 29, 2016

I'll rest when I'm dead and buried.

Detective Fisher

• Permalink: I'll rest when I'm dead and buried.
• Added: March 29, 2016

Camille: Linus, may I see you in the hallway?
Linus: I wanna hear.

• Permalink: I wanna hear.
• Added: March 22, 2016

I died for you, why would I lie now?

Cameron

• Permalink: I died for you, why would I lie now?
• Added: March 22, 2016

I don't want a sponge bath.

Detective Fisher

• Permalink: I don't want a sponge bath.
• Added: March 22, 2016

Keep her busy and take the freaking bath.

Camille

• Permalink: Keep her busy and take the freaking bath.
• Added: March 22, 2016

I believe this is called a Mexican standoff.

Camille

• Permalink: I believe this is called a Mexican standoff.
• Added: March 22, 2016