Survivor
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Honestly, Christina, you've been the season's cockroach.
Colton
You might be able to make an alliance with a hermit crab at this point.
Colton
I'm sorry but that was the funniest tribal council I've ever been to.
Alicia
It's really hard being the leader of a bunch of idiots.
Colton
If [Monica] thinks she can turn this sinking ship around, by all means, take the wheel.
Colton
Watching Tarzan at the challenge today looked like watching a wounded hippo move over water.
Christina
I can be Colton's bitch, I can be whatever you want me to be. Just don't vote me out.
Jonas
Alicia is following me like a fiddle.
Colton
I'm asking you to trust me, one person, who can control those guys.
Colton
I just found the hidden immunity idol. It's in my crotch.
Kim
I don't consider Colton as a guy, so we have four girls against three guys.
Alicia
It reminds me of back in 1979 when I was playing cornerback for the Central Valley Bears.
Troyzan
