Daphne: What a face, huh?
Emmett: Unforgettable.

Wait, wait, your mom and the guy that Daphne has a crush on are hooking up?

Bay

Dad we're fine. The cat's in the cradle or it's not. I don't know, whatever's good.

Toby

What if I'm nothing like you think I am?

Daphne

Wow, when did you start following all the rules?

Daphne [to Bay]

Bay: I don't know about her, she's pretty churchy.
Emmett: Well then there's a good chance she won't sleep with my boyfriend, so I like her already.

At least you don't have to lie. I get really tired of that sometimes.

Bay

Kathryn: And she has these tattoos that are basically saying my private parts are flying!
Regina: Flying?
Kathryn: She has wings...down there.

She won't miss cake if you give her ice cream.

Adrianna

I have to treat you just like any other employee even though I just want to kiss you right now.

Chef Jeff [to Daphne]

I hope whoever broke your heart actually got to hear that.

Toby

Bay [about Angello]: He's not on parole.
John: He is with me.

Switched at Birth Quotes

Daphne: I didn't know you liked horror movies.
Kathryn: I haven't seen one since I was your age. Amityville Horror and it wasn't nearly as scary as the boy I saw it with.

Bay [about Angello]: He's not on parole.
John: He is with me.