Switched at Birth Quotes
Wow. If I knew there were going to be break-ins and blackmail, I never would have left. This is way more exciting than Maui, Kansas.
Bay
She's not committing a felony or getting married. For us, right now, that's a win.
Kathryn
There's nothing about the Wash. U. waitlist....on the upside, Toby doesn't have Chlamydia.
Kathryn
You have done enough. I'm taking over from here. I never saw this coming. Not from you.
John
It says here to list your sexual partners. You want to just copy off me?
Toby
John: I get it, I get it. Our son is marrying into a drug cartel.
Katherine: Honey, you can't judge until you know the whole situation.
John: I'm pretty sure you can judge drug dealing.
Regina: I know where the vacuum is.
Angelo: I never would have guessed!
Regina: Very funny.
Daphne: Is she having a bachelorette party?
Toby: Uh, I don't think so.
Daphne: She is now.
Bay: She is? Oh no. I mean, do churchy people even go in for bachelorette parties?
Daphne: C'mon, we don't have to have a penis pinata, but we can still have some fun!
I'm not sure it's even ethical for me to get involved, and what about all the soldiers who aren't dating senator's daughters? Somebody's got to go.
John
Daphne: Jace, what are you doing?
Jace: I'm sending that text to Coto.
Daphne: Please don't do that.
Jace: You're not my girlfriend. I don't have to do what you want anymore.
There's a special place in hell for boyfriends like you.
Bay
Ty: What about your parents? Are they in?
Bay: It's just about asking the right parent!
