Stiles: Okay, I'm going to call my dad.
Lydia: I already called 911.
Stiles: You called the police before you called me?
Lydia: I'm supposed to call you first when I find a dead body?
Stiles: YES!

Scott: Derek, I saw Boyd try to rip two little kids apart. Are they going to do that to everyone they find?
Derek: Everyone and anyone.

Stiles: I can't take waiting around like this, ya know. It's nerve wracking. My nerves are wracked, they're severely wracked. Wracked.
Peter: I could beat you unconscious and wake you when it's over.

Peter: And if that's not enough to scare your testicles back into your stomach, try to remember that two of them combine to form one giant alpha. I'm sure Erica and Boyd were sweet kids. They're going to be missed.
Stiles: Can someone kill him again please?

Lydia: I want one.
Allison: Which one?
Lydia: The straight one, obviously.

Peter: Boys. FYI - coming back from the dead has left my abilities somewhat impaired, but the hearing still works. So I hope you're comfortable saying whatever it is you were feeling straight to my face.
Derek: We don't like you. Now shut up and help us.
Peter: Fair enough.

You know Scott doesn't trust him, right? And personally, I, well I trust Scott.

Isaac

Heather: Have you never done it before either?
Stiles: Turned 17? Yeah, no, not yet, no.

Heather: Do you know what I want for my birthday?
Stiles: Bike?

Scott: I kinda just needed something permanent. Everything is happening so fast. Everything is just so...ephemeral.
Stiles: Studying for the PSATs?
Scott: Yep.
Stiles: Nice.

Miss Blake: Resolutions are only good if you stick with them Scott.
Scott: I will. I promise I won't be ephemeral.

Do you have any other emergency werewolf contacts?

Melissa

Teen Wolf Season 3 Quotes

Scott: Can we just drive, now, please?
Stiles: No. It's a red light.

And seriously, an American werewolf in London? Like that's not going to be a disaster.

Lydia