Scott: I guess we're not the same kids running around the woods looking for a body.
Stiles: No, we're not.
Scott: You know you can keep the jeep.
Stiles: No, I want you to have it.
[Stiles gives Scott keys]
Scott: Stiles, these aren't the keys to the jeep.
Stiles: Well, it's one to your house, another to your room, the master key to the school, animal clinic, key to the Sheriff's station. I just figured you should have all the copies I seemed to have made. They still need us.
Scott: They'll always need it.
Stiles: You know, I need you, you know that.
Scott: I need you too.
Stiles: I'm going to miss you. No, really, I need you though. I lost the license in the Hunt. I need you to drive.
Scott: [laughs] Your dad is the Sheriff. I'm sure he'll let it slide.

Stiles: Did you know she's starting MIT as a junior? How do you even do that?
Scott: She's a genius.

Stiles: Okay, so Liam, since you're the new Alpha.
Liam: I'm not an alpha.
Stiles: Right, but, you know, alpha in training.
Liam: Well I'd have to kill an alpha.
Stiles: Liam, since you are taking over, the most important thing you can remember is that Mason is always going to be the one who is there to save your ass all the time.
Scott: Not all the time.
Stiles: Most of the time. Which is why, I think think you are going to need this.
[Stiles gives Mason a baseball bat]
Mason: I don't play baseball.
Stiles: Right, neither do I. It's not the point.

Scott: I can't believe we're not in high school anymore. It feels like nothing has really changed.
[Stiles and Lydia share a look]
Stiles: Everything has changed.

Theo: He's not alone! He's got a pack.
Malia: And Theo's not in it, but I am.
Peter: I'm not, in the pack, but no one likes a Nazi.

Lydia: I didn't say it back.
Stiles: You don't have to.

Lydia: The only way we were able to break into the hunt is with an emotional connection.
Malia: Aw, dang. I wish I could help...I'm not saying it. I'm not saying it!
Lydia: Okay. Then I guess everyone dies.
Malia: Dad...dad. Dad!
Lydia: Say it like you mean it.
Malia: Dad, please wake up.

Scott: You want to split up?
Stiles: Never again.
Scott: Thank god.

Parrish: Stiles, what are you doing here?
Stiles: Buddy, love you, but we are way past that.

Stiles: I can't believe I'm gone a couple days and the whole place falls apart.
Scott: No you were gone for three months.
Stiles: I was, what? Okay if they don't let me graduate, I swear to god.

Why is there a train station in the middle of the library?

Malia

Mr. Douglas: You'll make a fine Ghost Rider, Scott, and I'll have a true alpha by my side.
Scott: Parrish, stop!
Mr. Douglas: And a banshee, a werecoyote.
Stiles: A Stiles!
Mr. Douglas: A what?
[Stiles hits Mr. Douglas with a bat]
Stiles: A bad guy, right? I didn't misread that?

Teen Wolf Quotes

It's OK. It's OK, it's OK. It's OK, it's perfect. I'm in the arms of my first love. The first person I ever loved. The person I'll always love. I love you, Scott. Scott McCall.

Allison

I have a son. His name is Mieczyslaw Stilinski, but we call him Stiles. I remember. When Stiles was a little kid, he couldn't say his first name. I'm not sure why, it pretty much rolls off the tongue, but the closest he could was mischief. His mother called him that until...I remember when Stiles first got his jeep. It belonged to his mother. She wanted him to have it. The first time he took a spin behind the wheel, he went straight into a ditch. I gave him his first roll of duct tape that day. He was always getting into trouble, but he always had a good heart, always. We're here tonight because my goofball son because he decided to drag Scott, his greatest friend in the world, into the woods to see a dead body.

Noah