Popular That 70's Show Quotes
Hyde: ...Let's drink beer!
Kelso: Me first!
Donna: No way! I spotted it!
Kelso: Nah, I saw it too. I just didn't say anything!
Hyde: You saw a keg and you didn't say anything?! BACK OF THE LINE!
Eric: I stole my dad's tap--
(he sees his father, with the cops)
Eric: ...back from those thieves.
Fez: Kelso is my friend, I cannot take his woman.
Hyde: You're a good man, Fez.
Fez: Actually, I could take his woman, but I won't.
Red: Okay, Bob, what is it?
Bob: I'm just curious. What's the word on that Hyde kid?
Red: Steven? He's a little rebellious, just needs some direction.
Bob: Apparently he's getting it, Red. I kind of walked into your living room and he and Kitty were in some sort of provocative embrace. I think he's putting the moves on your wife.
Red: Oh my God. Now I've gotta kill him. Get your deer rifle, Bob.
Bob: Hold on Red. I... I... I could have been mistaken.
Red: You know what you saw. Get the damn gun!
Where's my toast, you idiots?!
Fez
Kelso: Jackie, where'd you go?
Jackie: I had to get something for you to bite on cause I told everyone you were having a seizure!
Eric: I like you.
Donna: So... you're in like with me?
Disco is from hell, okay. And not the cool part of hell with all the murderers, but the lameass part with the accountants.
Hyde
Is the kid from not America down here?
Red
(playing a KISS record backwards)
Mr. Erdman: There it is!... Devil loved me, Devil lives! It's clear as day! (Fez laughs) What's funny?
Fez: In my language, the record just said, 'I want to sex your monkey!'...Which I have never done!
Fez: I am telling you. I heard it. The devil is singing backwards on the record!
Hyde: It's not the devil, man! It's congress. They passed a secret law to put backward messages in our records, man! They wanna kill rock 'n roll because they know it makes us horny, man!
Eric: Doesn't pretty much everything make us horny? (stuffs a Twinkie in his mouth)
Kelso: Cartoons make me horny! Oh, and food!
Kitty: Well, the kids are off. I wonder where they went.
Red: Out of town.
Kitty: How do you know?
Red: I told them not to.
