Clearly, I made the right choice farming this out to you. But, I am telling you, Amy hit the boyfriend jackpot. My socks are on, knock them off.

Sheldon

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Howard: A micro-valentine for a microbiologist.
Leonard: From her micro-husband.

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Or maybe something a little less hands in the pants.

Stuart

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I was going to spend the night with my special little lady, but she got worms and I had to take her to the vet.

Raj

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Well, this time is going to be different because I'm a like a romance ninja. You don't see it coming and then BAM. Romance, watch out, hearts, kisses, love, ewww wah.

Leonard

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Penny: No, I said "Oh my God, I think that old guy's choking" and one of the busboy's Heimlich'd him.
Leonard: You're a hero...
Penny: Yeah ... that was the point of the story.

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