It's hard to forgive sometimes.

Samar

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• Added: January 28, 2016

I'm expecting a little devil of my own.

Liz

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• Added: January 28, 2016

Stop me if you’ve heard this one. A priest, a eunuch and a pedophile walk into a bar…

Red

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• Added: January 28, 2016

If they’d only switch to a good Burgundy, people would be much more devout.

Red

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• Added: January 28, 2016

We slept together one day, and you fired me the next.

Samar

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• Added: January 22, 2016

I must confess to feeling curiously flattered.

Red

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• Added: January 22, 2016

Take your seat, Marcus. You’re information is incorrect and you’re standing in my light.

Red

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• Added: January 22, 2016

Tell our friends in hell to patient. I'll be along soon enough.

Red

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• Added: January 22, 2016

Don’t fret, Harold. I’m holding all the trumps. I’ll be the declarer, you be the dummy, and we’ll win the hand.

Red

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• Added: January 14, 2016

I've killed a lot of people to get this done.

Tom

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• Added: January 14, 2016

Everybody likes apples.

Red

• Permalink: Everybody likes apples.
• Added: January 14, 2016

Fairness is overrated.

Red

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• Added: January 14, 2016