Are you telling me youre a phone sex virgin?

Samantha [to Mouse]

I may have a pathological fear of hurting other people’s feelings

She's not stupid, just trusting.

Sebastian [about Carrie]

I prefer keeper of the cool to bouncer.

Samantha

Mouse: We know what we want, chicken fingers.
Maggie: Is that seriously all you're gonna say to me?
Mouse: With honey mustard!!!

I hope she's not upset that I brought him. What? I don't do public transportation and he drives a Porsche.

Donna

Sometimes you have to sacrifice something valuable in order to win.

I don't have time for regrets, only fun.