Good looking, successful, great dad. Is it too soon for a nickname?

Lacey

I didn't drive like a bad out of Hell to eat cold, soggy, pizza. Where are you all?

Linette

You can screw with me all you want. You can even screw Evan because he is a grown man who can take care of himself but if you ever bring him here I swear to God you will live to regret it.

Riley

Honey, when you've been working here as long as I have, you can see them coming a mile down the road.

Georgia

You can't get a hoof to the head unless you're in the ring.

Riley

Lying all the time, it's just lonely.

Riley

Stay as far away from me as possible. We give each other some space and hopefully we won't end up killing each other.

Selena

You know my life was a whole lot easier before you got here.

Selena

She didn't know her husband was gay when half the town was wagering otherwise.

LInette

Why don't you just pull the trigger? There's never going to be perfect time.

Selena

What do you want me to say, darling? The pig's out of the barn.

Linette

It's a big, bad world. Do I need to tell you that?

Georgia