The Deuce
Mondays 9:00 PMThe Deuce Quotes
Vincent: Even ma thought the sun rose outta your ass.
Frankie: What?
Vincent: When we was kids at dinner, after pops, she always served you first.
Frankie: Yeah, as it should be! I'm older.
Vincent: Twenty-three minutes!
Frankie: I'm still older.
Just saying. I'm good at this. I want to see if I can be the best. Start something from the ground up. Maybe it's my turn to shine.
Vincent
Director: Don't squint. You're supposed to love Viking cum.
Tracy: Viking cum is fine. Potato soup sucks.
CC: Excuse me, officer. Officer! Officer!
Officer: Step off.
CC: Right. Right. But that's my wife you got there, so there must be some kind of mistake.
Officer: Your wife's a fucking whore.
CC: Yeah, it's a heartbreak to the whole family, but I'll post her bail right here, right now.
Rodney: Oh, I ride that shit out of that mother fucker. Ride that bitch like Man o' War, but I'm talking about those white boys. Bitch got too much ass. Shit.
CC: I didn't even know there was such a thing.
I say to get out there and retail, you do it. You say you don't like workin' in the rain? I don't give a good fuck if you're wet or cold or on fire, you get me my goddamn money.
CC
Ashley: It's rainin' CC, rainin' hard.
CC: No one likes to get wet, baby, but we all gotta work, baby.
Ashley: I don't wanna work tonight, baby.
But if she had as many pricks stickin' out of her as she had stuck in her, she'd be a fuckin' porcupine.
Frankie
Rodney: Man, every move that man makes, he already got it mapped out. No, he ain't bein' crazy. He ain't being crazy at all. He's actin' like a mother fuckin' fox.
CC: You think?
Rodney: Nixon? I see right where the mother fuckin' man comin' from. Shit makes perfect sense to me.
CC: How do you figure?
Rodney: He president. So we got to front some being the man, right? So on the one hand, he got his people over there in Paris talkin' peace. That's the carrot. Now the stick? He got to make those slopes thinkin' he's crazy to do all kinda shit. Bomb the shit outta Vietnam, take over Cambodia, whatever the fuck.
CC: So you think he fronting?
Rodney: That man wants out of war just like everybody else, but he can't think like that. So he gotta make those mother fuckers think he'll do any goddamned thing they can imagine. Shit. If I was him, I'd be flashing nuclear weapons and shit.
CC: For real?
Rodney: I'm not sayin' I would use that shit, I'm saying I'd be like, do not fuck with President Reggie Love because that nigger's crazy and he will drop that big mother fucker on you.
CC: Right on.
Rodney: I mean it's like this here. I mean, CC, you ever really want to cut a bitch? Sometimes you might want a bitch to think you might, but shit.
Lori: What about you? Who's your man?
Candy: No man. Just me.
A student trying to cop speed in Hells Kitchen. You're obviously not stupid. But do you know how stupid that is?
Alsten
If people stopped for a moment and realized what they looked like during sex, they'd lose it. If it wasn't fun, it'd be ridiculous.
Abby
