Jim: Hey you know what I realize these last 2 weeks since Jeff has been away? That kid of yours has way too many chores.
Callie: Don't worry you can split it with him after we're married.
Jim: Chores does build character.

Carlos: Plastic curtain suggests she was in the shower.
Jim: And the shower curtain suggests all our evidence has gone down the drain.

Jim: Hey Tony. Thanks for meeting me.
Tony: No problem, what do you have for me?
Jim: Oh, I thought you had something for me. You know cause of the look.
Tony: I gave you a look? You gave me a look.
Jim: After you gave me a look.
Tony: It wasn't a look, it was just my face.

Michael: Like you not buying a condo that I'm not going to live in.
Joan: Ok. Fine. Yeah, I won't condo that you're not going to live in.
Michael: Really? Ok, fine. You serve.
Callie: What just happened?
Jim: I think my dad just retired.

Jim: Wrist and ankles were restrained.
Carlos: Yeah, some kind of steel wire.
Jim: So someone restrained this guy killed, wrapped him in plastic and was about to ship him overseas. Turns out he was dying to travel.
Carlos: [rolls his eyes]
Jim: Oh come on, that was a good one.

Carlos: Miami in the 90's. Now that was a scene. South beach went from coked out hookers and heroin junkies to Madonna and Versace.
Jim: I'm sorry, did you say "went from"?

Daniel: The majority of Gallery employees are women in the early twenties, they kind of have their own sub-culture. They even have a nickname - Gallerinas.
Carlos: Gallerinas? Is that a real job?
Daniel: Basically over glorified assistance, minus the glory, sounds familiar.
Jim: [looks at ceiling]

Callie: I messed up with Darius. I should have known he was fishing for drugs and now he's hurt, and he might not ever play again.
Dr. Hardy: Darius Locke is an idiot. He was an idiot long before you gave him that shot. There's no shot for stupid so stop beating yourself up.

Carlos: Wallet, credit cards, cash, it's all in there. Only thing missing is his cell phone.
Jim: And a digit.
Carlos: A defensive wound. Obviously he lost it in the attack. I guess you can say he gave his killer the finger before he died.
Jim: There you go.

Callie: So why did you avoid me over there?
Darius: Honestly, I was embarrassed to see you.
Callie: Darius, I...
Darius: Callie, you tried to do something to help me and I treated you like everyone else.

Callie: That was Dr. Hardy's attorney.
Jim: His attorney?
Callie: He left me money.
Jim: What?
Callie: Like a lot of money.
Jim: Wait? I don't understand.
Callie: I don't understand either, I guess he didn't have a lot of family and didn't have kids of his own.
Jim: Why you?
Callie: His attorney said he wanted me to finish med school.

Tony: It's Ray. He's gone.
Jim: What do you mean he's gone?
Tony: We decided we had to relocate him. His guy and a couple of attorneys went over to explain the terms of the new contract. He completely cleared out. He's gone Detective. We have no idea where he is.

The Glades Quotes

Callie: I'm doing what I love. And I want to continue to do love for the rest of my life. I know if I walk away now, I can't. And I also know if you really love someone and he really loves you that together you can make it work. So, yes.
Jim: Yes?
Callie: Yes Jim Longworth, I would love to come home and be your wife.

Colleen: This one's pretty gruesome.
Carlos: How gruesome?
Colleen: Well let me put it to you this way, have you ever heard me use that word before?