When a neck-tie is on the door, the pants are on the floor.

Pops

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• Added: October 29, 2014

It's gotta be big, bigger then Jesus.

Adam

• Permalink: It's gotta be big, bigger then Jesus.
• Added: October 01, 2014

You took something I love, I take something you love.

Barry

• Permalink: You took something I love, I take something you love.
• Added: October 01, 2014

That's what you'd do with a time machine? Go back into traffic!

Barry

• Permalink: That's what you'd do with a time machine? Go back into traffic!
• Added: October 01, 2014

Do it Momma, make me Jesus.

Adam

• Permalink: Do it Momma, make me Jesus.
• Added: October 01, 2014

This putz, you made this putz Jesus!

Adam

• Permalink: This putz, you made this putz Jesus!
• Added: October 01, 2014

I'm at the kids table, at the last supper!

Adam

• Permalink: I'm at the kids table, at the last supper!
• Added: October 01, 2014

It's fate, you're going to be a musical theater superstar!

Beverly

• Permalink: It's fate, you're going to be a musical theater superstar!
• Added: October 01, 2014

Did you just make a date with your mother?

Pops

• Permalink: Did you just make a date with your mother?
• Added: September 20, 2014

Here's what I know about women, they confuse and terrify me

Adam

• Permalink: Here's what I know about women, they confuse and terrify me
• Added: September 20, 2014

He's a teenager, they're all horrible!

Pops

• Permalink: He's a teenager, they're all horrible!
• Added: September 20, 2014

My mom thought it was for her because she is a freaking lunatic!

Adam

• Permalink: My mom thought it was for her because she is a freaking lunatic!
• Added: September 20, 2014