Why can't you come with me?

Jack

No late fees on those DVDs, right?

Holder

Now if that's it, "bro," I've got a campaign to resuscitate.

Jamie

Minimum wage ain't worth fighting the popo.

Holder

Serenity ... sounds like a stripper's name.

Caroline

You don't know me. I break things.

Linden

Even the Taj Mahal needs upkeep.

Holder

I don't eat meat, bitch!

Holder

What up, Linden?

Holder

Dial 1-900-LINDEN.

Holder

He said bring my wife, the kids, and a bag of Ding Dongs.

Skinner

I don't have a son.

Seward

The Killing Quotes

Hello, Facebook. Kid's don't write letters.

Jack Linden

Linden: In situations like this, I like to ask myself: what would Jesus do?
Holder: Don't know. I'll ask him.