LaMarr: Dora the Explorer got some balls.
Malloy: Good ones. Good balls.

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• Added: September 18, 2017

Newton: Kid, you gotta be joking. You re-route power and this ship's not going to be going anywhere.
Kitan: Chief, unless we know where the Captain and the Commander were taken, there will be no where to go. Oh, and it's SIR not KID. Just a friendly reminder.

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• Added: September 18, 2017

Kitan: Will you help me?
Finn: I'm not going to whisper the right answers in your ear but I'll try to be your Obi-Wan however I can.
Kitan: My what?

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• Added: September 18, 2017

Command is all about the balance between inspiring confidence in your leadership and knowing when to trust your people.

Finn

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You think they'd give me three weeks off to sit on an egg?

Malloy

• Permalink: You think they'd give me three weeks off to sit on an egg?
• Added: September 18, 2017

We got Dora the Explorer running the show here.

LaMarr

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Malloy: I can bring [the shuttle] over by remote guidance on your order
Kitan: Got it.
Malloy: Is... Is the order given?
Kitan: Yes. Absolutely. Do that.
Malloy: Aye, sir.
Kitan: And... good job! With that remote thing.
Malloy: Thanks.

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• Added: September 18, 2017

Honestly, Kell, most guys would hold a grudge for something like this. I think you did us a favor. I really do. In fact, you know what? I want to thank you for your infidelity.

Mercer

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• Added: September 18, 2017

Grayson: You can tell me, y'know. We never talked about it. What did she say about me?
Mercer: It's nothing too terrible.
Grayson: You can tell me.
Mercer: It wasn't that bad.
Grayson: Just be honest.
Mercer: She once called you a bitch forty-six times in one sitting.
Grayson: Wow.
Mercer: Yeah, the people at the next table complained.

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• Added: September 18, 2017

Sorry about my parents, everyone... My colon is fine, by the way.

Mercer

• Permalink: Sorry about my parents, everyone... My colon is fine, by the way.
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Mercer: Guys, you remember Gordon?
Malloy: Hi, Mr. and Mrs. M!
Mr. Mercer: Is that Gordon?
Malloy: It's me. Yeah.
Mr. Mercer: Oh! Well, ok, tell him I said hi.
Mercer: He just heard you, Dad.
Malloy: Hi!
Mr. Mercer: Who's that?
Mercer: That's Gordon again.

• Permalink: That's Gordon again.
• Added: September 18, 2017

Mercer: Moclans reproduce by laying eggs which I never knew.
LaMarr: Well, where does it come out of? The butt?
Mercer: Y'know, John, I didn't really pry into those kinds of specifics
LaMarr: How's that not the first thing you ask?

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• Added: September 18, 2017