The Orville
Thursdays 9:00 PM on FOXThe Orville Season 1 Episode 9: "Cupid's Dagger" Quotes
What? You just wanna slime all over me and then kick me to the curb?
Dr. Finn
Darulio: You're the captain and there's a war starting out there.
Mercer: The only thing I'm captain of right now is your taut physique. Now, get over here.
A gelatinous life-form as a Retepsian pheromonal carrier! Could you believe it?
Darulio
Darulio: Once a year, members of my species go through heat. We release a pheromone through our skin to help us attract mates. It's transferred through touch. I didn't mean to affect Ed and Kelly but it probably happened when we shook hands in the shuttle bay.
Kitan: And now they're both in artificial crippling love with you.
Malloy: Ed's been acting really strange with Darulio [too]. He seems kinda into him.
Bortus: What do you mean 'into him'?
Malloy: I mean, into him.
Isaac: Your statement is confusing. Has the captain entered Mr. Darulio in some fashion?
Malloy: Not yet.
[to Grayson] The Navarians are getting kind of cranky over there. Maybe you could go distract them with your breasts.
Mercer
Kitan: Our first officer is not on drugs.
LaMarr: Uh, wake up. This whole ship's on drugs.
Mercer: Why do we have to put people in boxes? Why even call a box 'a box'?
Malloy: I think it's just easier to have words.
Grayson: I looked into his eyes and I guess I forgot how gorgeous he is.
Kitan: Gorgeous? Really?
Grayson: Those aqua blue eyes against that deep blue skin? Ridiculous.
Kitan: My mom redid our bathroom in those colours. I guess it's nice.
Grayson: Ed, I can explain.
Mercer: I don't need it explained. You are a sexual jihadist.
Thank you for lighting me on fire and then giving me permission to be in pain.
Mercer
Alara, show Darulio here to his stupid lab.
Mercer
