The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

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My hair is iconic, and don't you fucking forget it.
Rinna

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Added: January 03, 2017

Why would I sleep with anyone's husband other than my own? Why would I downgrade?
Kyle

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Added: January 03, 2017

If you had to bonk somebody else's husband who would it be?
Vanderpump

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Added: January 03, 2017

181 kilometers is actually 112 mph, which means I will chop off his penis.
Kyle

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Added: January 03, 2017

This says more about Dorit than about Erika.
Erika

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Added: January 03, 2017

I'm escaping not only from the room, but from Eileen Davidson.
Vanderpump

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Added: December 28, 2016

The more you talk about shit, the worse it gets.
Erika

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Added: December 28, 2016

This is a cheeky little gift since we've all seen your pretty little puss now.
Dorit

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Added: December 28, 2016

Eileen: It's the crotch chronicles.
Dorit: It's the snatch chat.

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Added: December 28, 2016

My manufacturer, who does my line, said to me 'tell Harry, he never has to work again, a day in his life, if he doesn't want to.'
Rinna

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Added: December 27, 2016

I saw what Mr. Girardi been munching on for the last 20 years.
Lisa Vanderpump

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Added: December 27, 2016