The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Quotes
Sutton: I'm hearing a rumor that the mayor of West Hollywood is here.
Teddi: Oh, you look so excited.
Garcelle: Who's the mayor? Tell me his name.
Sutton: I don't know, I don't live in West Hollywood. I live in Bel Air.
Erika: It's the mayor. It's not Barack.
One day, nine years ago, I said "Hey, Mike, can I use your phone?" and so I look at the phone, and I see a text that said 'I love you.' I go "Hey, what's this?" His face changed, and he said "I've been having an affair." And I said "How long?" And he said "Five years."Garcelle
Mike Nilon and I were married for almost nine years. We were sort of like the Hollywood couple. I'm an actress and an agent. We would go to fabulous parties, we got these two beautiful boys. Mike was reliable. He was sweet. I really thought this was my last stop.Garcelle
I've never been with a girl. I've only been with a couple.Erika
For me, that is some white people stuff.Garcelle
Teddi, you are a little boring. Are we supposed to be honest, or not?Sutton
Lisa: You sent a cease and desist.
Denise: Who told you that?
Lisa: Oh, you're so angry.
Erika and I have very different lives. I'm still waking up and making breakfast for my kids, and snacks and carpool. And meanwhile she's being tossed up in the air by all these good-looking naked guys in Monakos.Kyle
When I do finally get a grandchild, I'm going to be Grandma Pinky.Vanderpump
Are we taking the Bentley, mom?Portia
It's expensive to be me, looking this good don't come for free... that's definitely true.Erika
Who cares whether Erika is wearing underwear or not? Who gives a shit? I'm not wearing panties.Kim