Tell me anything you want dad, because I am listening to you even though you are not listening to me.

Amy

I feel like I've got two sons sometimes and both of you are getting in over your heads.

Leo

You win, you're moving in with Ricky to an apartment over the butchershop. And I'm marrying Ben...whose family owns the butchershop.

Adrian [to Amy]

I heard religious people get all filled with the spirit and have crazy sex.

Lauren

I want Adrian to move in with me.

Ricky

We gotta be men here Ben. We gotta admit we made mistakes and want to change our minds.

Ricky

Love? You're too young to know what love is.

George [to Amy]

I'll tell you what's wrong! I used to be the sexiest girl in this high school and I don't know if I am anymore.

Adrian

It's me, I could tell you had sex.

Adrian [to Grace]

You know the quiet ones will always surprise you.

Adrian

Okay princess, let's get you into something that hot prince is gonna wanna rip off of you!

Saleswoman [to Adrian]

Mom, you're not 15, you can't hide a pregnancy as long as I did.

Amy